BELGRADE, THURSDAY

A TOP PHYSICIST, who claims he was denied a Nobel prize because he doesn’t think Sweden should exist, has claimed that we are all living in a time-delay continuum created by Quantum Erasure, because the Earth was destroyed in a nuclear conflagration back in 1983.

Dr Ernst Proton, whose groundbreaking work on delayed choice physics, says that the effects of the destruction of the planet by nuclear war have been held back due to the effect that current actions can have on past events.

“This has been demonstrated in fact,” he insists and what people do no realize is that the world was destroyed in a freak nuclear exchange in 1983 but that the effects of the destruction have been kept back by a series of quantum experiments which have essentially changed our past.”

Dr Proton says that the story put about that a Russian colonel prevented nuclear war in 1983 by refusing to respond to a detection of a US missile launch because he suspected the Russian machinery was at fault, is just that.

“He did exactly what he was trained to do. And even though Russian computers had made an error, mistaking clouds for missiles, the Russians responded in full and the Americans launched a counter-strike. The world was wiped out. Except – and here’s the eggplant – time exists everywhere and everywhen, so it it is within our ability to change the past. And we have done that. We have been changing every detail of those times to keep the Armageddon at bay. And it had worked. Till now. Back in 1983, they exist on the barrier between what happened then and what we have sent back to them. They are destroyed but do not know it.”