DETROIT

AFTER WATCHING THE Chairman and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, Jamie Dimon, call out Governments across the United States for their obvious policy failures, political watchers everywhere are now wondering whether America’s top banker has thrown his hat into the ring for the next US Presidential election.

“He has all the baggage you need,” says Ulick Yellowrag, of Hype Hype Hype, the website dedicated to making cheap gossip into valuable news. “He’s rich, he’s powerful, he’s good on camera, and he’s helping to bring the Motor City back from the dead. Watch this space.”