BY BOYZ RBAC, HUMAN RELATIONS REPORTER

A HUGE SURGE in Artificial Intelligence generated girlfriends has led statisticians to calculate that there are more artificial women in men’s lives than real ones, which is causing human females a lot of concern.

“And that figure doesn’t discount Californian women, who are sometimes hard to differentiate from the AI generated girls,” says Enver Nerdo, a computer programmer who claims he has slept with five thousand computer generated girlfriends. “The artificial women are our dreams: they like us, they need us, they support us, they respect us. And they never leave us. Compare that to the Femonazis I’ve tried to date in the real world and well it’s touchdown for the computer babes. And they’re intelligent. You get to talk about things you like, not some fifth-rate singer in rehab or an Influencer whose butt has collapsed from bad surgery. I could never get past first base with a human woman. With AI, it’s a home run every time. From what I hear, all those chicks who called me a loser, they’re terrified of what’s coming. And they should be.”