BONDI

A LEADING SPIN Doctor firm has advised the Albanese Government in Australia to hold a memorial service for a lost tank to deflect anger over the Bondi massacre.

Australia has donated military vehicles to Ukraine, including 49 tanks, and one of these, an American-made Abrams, appears to have been destroyed by Russia during operations in the Donbass.

“Make a real hero out of this Aussie tank, celebrate its achievements, its sacrifice, its Aussie battler character, and do it all in a deeply moving memorial service;, and hey presto, people will have forgotten Bondi within a week, and be wearing Abrams badges in their lapels and tattoos on their arms,” said an executive of Distract Distract Distract, an international public relations group.