BELGRADE, THURSDAY

VIAGRA PRICES AROUND the globe have shot up following a huge increase in demand from China, according to new figures.

The Chinese Government, anxious to boost the country’s birth rate, has ordered vast amounts of the male enhancement drug, Viagra, to help Chinese men do their duty by the People’s Republic.

“Our latest three-child policy, which replaces the old one-child policy, needs to be erected upon strong foundations,” said a Chinese Communist Party spokesman. “Chinese men need to know that they need to stand up and be counted. Chinese women need to know what it is they are expected to deal with. This is a round the clock project. It cannot be put on the long finger.”