LANGLEY, VIRGINIA

CIA SOURCES HAVE told the Kookaburra Bugle that agents disguised as nerdy left-wing students, delivered a large wooden horse to Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s private compound in the weeks before his arrest.

“It was marked ‘Not To Be Opened Till 6th of January’,” the agency explained. “We called it Delta and it came in a nice box and looked like a gift. Inside were several of our special forces guys. As the old saying goes ‘Beware of Geeks Bearing Gifts’.”