WHITE HOUSE REPORTERS

“GOD, HOW LOW can you get? And Danish pastries are not even Danish, they’re Australian … or is it Austrian? Something like that.”

These are the words of a White House intern when he heard the news that Denmark might stop sales its bacon and salami to the United States, and Danish Pastries in the United States, if Donald Trump takes Greenland by force.

“These goddam Daners, they know how to hit below the belt. Coffee and Danish is an American staple. How could we survive? It’ll go all the way to the Supreme Court and beyond, I’ll tell you that. This is a war crime and we’re not even at war yet. You Daners can’t shelter behind orders either. Actually I just ordered a coffee and Danish this morning. You think it’ll come?”