TEHRAN

A LEADING MILITARY expert says that Iran’s beleaguered leaders may try to get Donald Trump and Benjamin Natanyahu to attack the country in an effort to defused the growing protests across the Islamic Republic.

“It’s an old trick if you want to defuse internal opposition, just get someone from outside attack you,” says Colonel Gill Killgorey former Vietnam cavalry commander and napalm salesman, who now advises news networks, oil companies and reality television shows. “So don’t be surprised if you see Iranian or proxy rockets flying towards Israel, or even a spectacular against the United States. Otherwise, these various street demonstrations risk swelling into an unstoppable revolution, and lots of unpleasant violence to go with it. Hell, I love the smell of rebellion in the morning.”