FROM A. H. BERGHOF, DEFENCE WRITER

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP’S mistaking Iceland for Greenland in his Davos speech, is being taken as a not so subtle hint that the US strongman will be targeting the land of volcanoes next, according to sources in *Reykjavik.

“Otherwise he’s just an old man who doesn’t know the difference between Greenland and Iceland,” said an Icelandic journalist, “and surely the free world is not being steered by such a man. Anyway, we’re taking no chances. We have enough dried fish to last for decades and remember what our navy did to the Brits back in the 70s. We ain’t no pushover.”

*Capital of Iceland (for those who don’t know) – ED