OSCAR STALKS AS MELANIA IN LINE FOR BEST SUPPORTING LIP GLOSS

FROM HOLLYWOOD

THE BUZZ AROUND Hollywood suggests that First Lady Melania Trump’s documentary, imaginatively titled Melania, is in the running for at least one Oscar, in the special effects category.

“Yeah, the scuttlebutt is that she’s a shoe-in for something along that line,” says Walter Xtre, whose talent agency specializes in effects. “Did you see those lips, that jawline, those smooth facial surfaces? The woman is fifty five. She looks thirty five. The lip gloss is the one we’re all focusing on here. If that doesn’t get her an award, then there’s no justice in this world.”

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