BELGRADE, THURSDAY

AS IT IS revealed that Israel used Iranian traffic cameras to track down and assassinate the former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei, the Islamic Republic is said to have tried a executed three of the visual instruments as traitors.

“News from a secret location in Iran is that three of the cameras used to track the Supreme Leader were immediately arrested, tried and hanged in the same day,” said an Israeli source. “Other traffic cameras said have been involved in the assassination are thought to be under arrest awaiting execution. Two cameras may have escaped, though, helped by Mossad agents posing as traffic lights.”