WASHINGTON

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION has used up so much of its reserves of hubris during the first two weeks of its war with Iran, that it is in grave danger of running out before the war comes to a close, according to a secret report.

“We didn’t plan for the sheer amount of hubris the White House would expend,” says the report, which is entitled Hyper-Hyperbole. “The usage has now outstripped supply to such an extent that what might emerge in the later stages of this conflict will possibly be unwatchable and unprintable. The President and the War Secretary are bombarding the media with such huge volumes of hubris that even the MAGA base is being adversely affected, it seems. It’s a dangerous position the country now finds itself in. The colossal expenditure of hubris may well rebound on us in ways not seen since Agent Orange was sprayed over Vietnam.”