MEDIA EDITOR JOE LEFTY

THE SIGHT OF Australian Broadcasting Corporation journalists using their programs to advertise their personal pay claim, has led to calls for the Australian national broadcaster to achieve the call for secure, safe and sustainable jobs by employing more solar panels and windmills.

“So much of what it broadcasts is as repetitive as a windmill and as bland as a solar panel,” says Max Punch, a publicist and PR agent. “No one would miss anything if we replaced the indistinguishable collection of leftists who dominate the ABC with solar panels or windmills. Their message could be done by AI, and probably far better. A sustainable job, what is that? A safe job, what is that? A secure job, what is that? Ask anyone in the real world. These people tilt at windmills.”