FROM BOB GLOW, NUCLEAR REPORTER

“THEY ARE HIDING the stuff up their asses!”

This is part of an email sent by a Mossad agent in Iran to headquarters in Israel.

The message continues:

“They have lead-lined tubes, where the put the uranium, and then they shove it up the asses of selected volunteers ready, willing and able to risk martyrdom. It means that not only does the enriched uranium get spread out all over the place, it keeps moving about, constantly, and it’s virtually invisible and stinks to high heaven.”