WASHINGTON, DC

BOOK FANS AROUND the world are super excited at the prospect of a new work by President Donald Trump, following his profane and hyperbolic outbursts against Iran in recent days.

“The Art of the Squeal is expected to outline the key role bat shit crazy word blitzes can play in war; and the necessity to maintain the feeling that you are capable of just about anything in the minds of your enemies,” says literary agent Arthur Squeeze. “Naturally, it’ll be a best seller. Just like The Art of the Deal was all those years ago. Only this time, it’s all his own work.”