BUDAPEST

FURIOUS HATERS OF defeated Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban are pointing to his gracious acceptance of his country’s election result as a clear indication that he is a brutal phobic dictator, toppled by a brave rebellion among the very people who had previously kept him in office for sixteen years.

“The Hungarian people have risen, Democracy has been restored,” roared Albert Loop, an identity focused gender pronoun communist from Hampstead in London. “The tyrant is dethroned. His weasel phone call of congratulations to his successor, the humanist saint Peter Magyar, is indicative of a greedy desire to cling to power to the very last. Donald Trump should pay attention. Kings always fall. Well, except our king. He kind of stumbles along.”

Those opponents disgusted at Orban’s advocating for Hungarians to have more children, say that the patriarchy he imposed has been dealt a death blow with this election.

“Women are not on this earth to give birth to children,” screamed Berta Ovary, a climate activist and failed suicide bomber. “This revolution will not have defeated Orban’s dictatorship until the last woman gives birth to the last child in Hungary. Only then will his oppression end.”

Others celebrating the election news, focused on Orban’s hard-line on immigration.

“By losing this election with such grace and manners, Orban has proved that his brutal, phobic dictatorship could not resist the change of mind of the oppressed masses who voted for him in all those previous polls,” said Una Hump, a non-binary former Islamic State bride now working as a pastry chef in Berlin. “Putin, your time will come, too. Immigrants of the world unite, Hungary will be your home. Allah U Akbar!”