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TEACHER FORCED TO APOLOGISE FOR SAYING “GOOD MORNING YOU LITTLE CUNTS” AS NOT EVERYONE IN HER CLASS IDENTIFIED AS A LITTLE CUNT
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FIRST BRITISH NEWSPAPER STAFFED COMPLETELY WITH SPIES BEGINS PUBLISHING
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MAN SLIPS INTO COMA AND DIES WHILE WATCHING ABC INTERVIEW WITH LABOR MINISTER
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UKRAINE RETAKES FRONT PARLOUR OF CORNER HOUSE IN MAJOR BATTLEFIELD VICTORY OVER RUSSIANS
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FEARS DAILY MAIL MAY RUN OUT OF JINGOISTIC STORIES IN SUPPORT OF UKRAINE WAR EFFORT BEFORE FINAL VICTORY ACHIEVED
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CLIMATE CHANGE SLOWING UKRAINIAN ADVANCE WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY REVERSE CLIMATE CHANGE
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AUSSIE RADIO JOCK BLASTED BY FEMINISTS FOR SAYING WOMAN WHO WAS EATEN BY LION WHILE CROSSING AFRICAN PLAINS ALONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL
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KATY GALLAGHER COULD BE VICTIM OF WEIRD QUANTUM EFFECT THAT SEES FUTURE AFFECT PAST
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TROOPS FLOSSING TEETH MAY HAVE CAUSED UKRAINE DAM TO COLLAPSE, SAY RUSSIANS
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WHOLE RUSSIAN ARMOURED BRIGADE BREAKS AND RUNS WHEN TOLD BRITISH CHALLENGER TANKS DRIVING TOWARDS THEM