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ISLAMIC STATE PLOTTING TO SEND SUICIDE BOMBER TO MOON TO BLOW UP AMERICAN FLAGS AND CLAIM LUNAR SURFACE FOR ISLAM
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SCIENTISTS INSIST THAT BUD LIGHT DOES NOT CAUSE GENDER TRANSITION BUT CAN LEAD TO PREGNANCY IF CONSUMED IN LARGE AMOUNTS
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MOSSAD BLUSHES PINK AS FAMED SPY AGENCY EMPLOYS GAY PRIDE PLAN AGAINST ISRAELI PM AND SENDS OVERTHROW NETANYAHU SCHEME TO SUDAN
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SHOCK AS YOUNG AUSTRALIAN MEN CHOOSE CHEAPER BEER OVER CHEAPER HOUSING
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RUSSIANS SEND MORE MEN TO JAIL TO HELP WITH MILITARY RECRUITMENT
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SURGE IN DEMAND FOR CATS AS LONELY AGING FEMALE POPULATION ON THE INCREASE
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SLOWING EARTH SPIN SEES MARKED INCREASE IN FAT TOURS TO EQUATOR WHERE PEOPLE WEIGH LESS
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WORLDS SMALLEST COUNTRY, THE VATICAN, HOPES TO WIN EVERYTHING BY ENTERING SINGLE HUGE BEARDED TRANS ATHLETE IN WOMEN’S OLYMPIC EVENTS
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INDIA THREATENS TO PULL RESTAURANTS FROM UK IN GROWING DISPUTE OVER FREE-TRADE DEAL
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PERSECUTED SINNERS COMPARE BIBLE TO MEIN KAMPF