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F.E.M.A MONEY GIVEN TO PET-EATING IMMIGRANTS CAUSING HURRICANES – TRUMP DONOR
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CONFUSION OVER VISIT OF IRISH PM SIMON HARRIS TO WHITE HOUSE CAUSES PANIC AMONG KAMALA HARRIS FANS WHO THINK SHE HAS GONE FULL TRANS
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IS GLOBAL WARMING ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF COLONIAL POWERS BURNING DOCUMENTS AT THE END OF THEIR EMPIRES?
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SHOCK AND CALLS TO QUIT AS IRISH POLITICIAN ADMITS HE TURNED DOWN OFFER OF RUSSIAN FREEBEE IN 2017
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CHINESE ADMIT BORIS JOHNSON CREATED IN LAB AFTER BOTCHED EXPERIMENT
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SLUT-HUNGRY IRISH POLITICIAN LIED HIS ARSE OFF WHEN HOOKED BY RUSSIANS IN HONEY TRAP STING
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WORLD ON THE BRINK OF WW3 … YET AGAIN
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IRISH VOTERS ADMIT TO BEING BOUGHT BY LATEST BUDGET AND SAY THEY WILL ALWAYS VOTE FOR THE POLITICIANS THAT GIVE AWAY THE MOST MONEY NO MATTER HOW USELESS THEY ARE AT RUNNING THE COUNTRY
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CASH-STRAPPED NEWS OUTLETS UNABLE TO AFFORD FOOTAGE OF NEW ISRAELI INVASION OF LEBANON WILL JUST RERUN PREVIOUS ISRAELI LEBANON INVASION REPORTS AS IT WILL BE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR VIEWERS TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE
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CALL FOR FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST TO BE BANNED AS BACON AND SAUSAGES OFFENSIVE TO BRITISH MUSLIMS