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SPY AGENCY RAISES LIKELIHOOD OF AUSTRALIAN GOVT STUPIDITY FROM POSSIBLE TO PROBABLE
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SWEDE WINS DULLEST HUMAN ON EARTH AWARD – AGAINST STIFF OPPOSITION FROM MODERN CELEBRITIES
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DUBLIN GOLF COURSES SHOULD BE TAKEN OVER FOR MIGRANT HOUSING, SAYS SECRET WHITE PAPER
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AS AUSTRALIAN BIRTH RATE PLUMMETS FURTHER STATISTICS SAY THAT BY END OF CENTURY THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WORKING AGE PERSON SUPPORTING FIFTY MILLION PENSIONERS (and they do know who it will be)
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BUTTERFLY APPEARS TO REVERSE ARROW OF TIME AS IT RETURNS TO PUPA STAGE AFTER TWENTY FOUR HOURS OF BEING EXPOSED TO US PRESIDENT ELECTION SPEECHES
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AT LEAST ONE OLYMPIC ATHLETE IS AI ANDROID: CAN YOU TELL WHO IT IS?
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WOMAN WHOSE NAME NOBODY KNEW A FEW DAYS AGO IS NOW THE MOST FAMOUS FEMALE IN THE WORLD
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POWER BROKERS CALL ON BIDEN TO RESIGN NOW AND MAKE HARRIS PRESIDENT
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WHO’S PAMELA HARRIS?
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JOE BIDEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY TRAITOROUS DEMOCRAT ASSASSINS, SAY FANS WHO STILL WANT HIM TO RUN AGAIN IN 2028