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GROWING FEAR THAT MI5 HQ IN BELFAST WILL BE NUKE TARGET AFTER RUSSIA ISSUES BOLD THREAT
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PANIC AS WESTERN MEDIA RUN OUT OF EXCUSES FOR UKRAINIAN FAILURES
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SNAP POLL SEES MILLIONS OF AMERICANS SAY “THAT’S WHO WE WANT FOR PRESIDENT” AFTER PUTIN INTERVIEW WITH TUCKER CARLSON
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RUMOURS SPREAD THAT RUSSIA IS FINANCING EU REFUGEE POLICY AS MILLIONS OF FIGHTING AGE UKRAINIANS DESERT THEIR HOMELAND TO HIDE IN COUNTRIES ACROSS THE CONTINENT WHILE VOLUNTEERS FROM THOSE SAME COUNTRIES DIE ON THE FRONT LINE
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US PRESIDENCY SHIFTS FROM GAME OF THRONES TO GAME OF MARBLES
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HOW IS RUSSIA – OVER 2000 KM FROM ENGLAND – AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO THE UK? ASKS FIVE-YEAR OLD BILLY
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IS AFFLUENCE THE DEATH WARRANT OF A SOCIETY?
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POPULAR “LOSER” REPLACED BY UNPOPULAR “WINNER” AS CHIEF OF UKRAINIAN ARMY
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CALLS FOR MORE TEACHERS TO SLEEP WITH STUDENTS AS DAILY MAIL APPEARS TO RUN SHORT OF ONE OF ITS STAPLE OFFERINGS
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SCOPES TRIAL OUTCOME COULD BE REVERSED AS IT TURNS OUT GOD COULD ACTUALLY BE MONKEY WHO CREATED UNIVERSE BY CHANCE AFTER CARRYING OUT MINDLESS TASK FOR INFINITE PERIOD OF TIME