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POPULAR “LOSER” REPLACED BY UNPOPULAR “WINNER” AS CHIEF OF UKRAINIAN ARMY
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CALLS FOR MORE TEACHERS TO SLEEP WITH STUDENTS AS DAILY MAIL APPEARS TO RUN SHORT OF ONE OF ITS STAPLE OFFERINGS
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SCOPES TRIAL OUTCOME COULD BE REVERSED AS IT TURNS OUT GOD COULD ACTUALLY BE MONKEY WHO CREATED UNIVERSE BY CHANCE AFTER CARRYING OUT MINDLESS TASK FOR INFINITE PERIOD OF TIME
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WHEN JEFFREY DONALDSON SAYS HIS NEW DEAL SAFEGUARDS UNION HE DOESN’T MEAN THE EUROPEAN UNION – INSIST DUP INSIDERS
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SENIOR DUP MEMBER WEARING WIRE AT KEY PARTY MEETING MUST HAVE BEEN TRAINED INFORMER, SAY LOYALISTS
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WILL SHOUTS OF “OOH AAH UP THE RA” FROM HIS OWN SIDE ACCOMPANY DUP LEADER JEFFREY DONALDSON AS HE PREPARES TO ENTER STORMONT UNDER SINN FEIN FIRST MINISTER?
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HAS NORTHERN IRELAND’S DUP FORCED BRITISH PM TO MAKE THE UK AN EU VASSAL STATE?
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WEST HAS ENTERED FIRST OF FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF OVER UKRAINE WAR
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OBSERVERS SPECULATE THAT MOURDANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF RISHI SUNAK WAS DONE FOR BET
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CHINA PREMIER VISIT SAID TO HAVE DISCUSSED BEIJING SUPPORT FOR ONE COUNTRY TWO SYSTEMS PRINCIPLE IN ANY UNITED IRELAND