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CALLS FOR “OH GOD!” TO BE BANNED FOR US FEDERAL WORKERS
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UKRAINE “BLIND OPTIMISM LIE” BEING SHOT TO PIECES BY CRUDE RUSSIAN REALITY
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“NATO NEEDS TO SUPPLY EVEN MORE HIGH MORALE TO UKRAINE NOW!”
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CRAIGYHILL TWELFTH BONFIRE A “HUGE WILLY BEING THRUST INTO LOYALISM IN DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO REPRODUCE NEW KING BILLY”, SAYS SEXPERT
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OLD MOVIE PRECEDENT SEES LARGE NUMBERS OF RUSSIAN TROOPS IN UKRAINE CLAIMING TO BE IRISH BASED ON SCYTHIAN HERITAGE
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RUSSIANS INSIST WAGNER “COUP” ONLY PART OF NEW REALITY TV SHOW: “I’M A MERCENARY, GET ME OUT OF HERE”
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BY SUNDAY 1 JULY 2153 EVERYONE ALIVE TODAY ON EARTH WILL BE DEAD – EVERYONE
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ONE DAY MORE AMERICANS MAY PAY ALIMONY THAN TAXES – EXPERT
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SIGNIFICANT CHINESE MINORITY THINK BRITAIN SHOULD BE DECLARED A DRUG CARTEL FOR DUMPING OPIUM ON THEM AND ALMOST DESTROYING THEIR COUNTRY
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LIVE IN A BUNGALOW AND FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T DRINK THE TEA, FRIENDS ADVISE YEVGENY PRIGOZHIN