DUBLIN FOLLOWING A PROPOSAL to remove the name of former Israeli President Chaim Herzog from a public park in the Irish Capital, in protest at the Jewish state’s actions in Gaza, a fresh demand has emerged to remove all references to the most famous Jew of all time, Jesus Christ, from statues and buildings across…

PERTH, AUSTRALIA FOLLOWING THE HUMILIATING collapse of the England Cricket Team’s middle batting order against Australia in the first test of the current Ashes Series, the latest in a long line of such catastrophes, the United Nations Education, Scientific and Cultural Organisation (UNESCO) has been asked to declare this very specific repeat sporting disaster a…

BY BOYZ RBAC, HUMAN RELATIONS REPORTER A HUGE SURGE in Artificial Intelligence generated girlfriends has led statisticians to calculate that there are more artificial women in men’s lives than real ones, which is causing human females a lot of concern. “And that figure doesn’t discount Californian women, who are sometimes hard to differentiate from the…

MELBOURNE. A TEAM OF AUSTRALIAN researchers has discovered that birds living near the famous Flemington Race Course in the suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, bet with each other on the outcome of horse races. The team, which was monitoring the effect of climate change on various species of bird around the track, entered the communications of…

KYIV THE TRUMP PEACE plan for Ukraine has echoes of the division of Germany after WW2, says a former nightclub singer who has spent much of the war in Moscow spying for NATO disguised as a Russian grandmother. Code-named Babushka, the spy is now living in Berlin and talked with the Kookaburra Bugle by encrypted…

DUBLIN “THE IRISH CATHOLIC Church is a corpse waiting to be officially pronounced dead. The Protestant Church of Ireland is a fringe encounter group masquerading as a religion. The arrival of nearly a million protestants from Ulster in any United Ireland might just save Christianity on the island. Or not.” Dr Enoch Socrates of the…

FROM SAIGON, BY SHYT YM STYLLEN “YOU CANNOT RELY ON AMERICA”. An hour before he took his own life as the North Vietnamese entered Saigon in 1975, a South Vietnamese Colonel had Y.C.R.O.A tattooed on his right hand. When it was done he walked down to the Presidential Palace just ahead of the conquerors, stood…

SAN FRANCISCO FRESH FIGURES FROM the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency are said to show an enormous rise in the number of drug addicted illegal immigrants being rounded up for deportation. “We don’t know exactly why this is,” said an ICE spokesperson. “But whenever word gets around that ICE is in a neighborhood, the…

MOSCOW DONALD TRUMP’S DRAFT plan for peace in Ukraine is being described by western commentators as a humiliating surrender by Russia, as it only gives the Kremlin a mere 20% of Ukraine. “This is a terrific victory for Ukraine, and NATO,” says Brigadier General Humpy Fotherington-Slash, a former NATO planner, now turned armchair commander and…

MOSCOW A SPOKESWOMEN FOR Russian hardman Vladimir Putin has admitted to the world that their country is losing the ongoing battle to be more corrupt than Ukraine. “We have tried and tried, but the Ukrainians are wiping the floor with us in the corruption stakes. Everywhere in this battle we are in full retreat. President…