CANBERRA PEOPLE OFFENDED BY the Australian Prime Minister’s purchase of a $4.3 million beach side mansion in the middle of a mortgage crisis, have been reassured by Labor insiders that what Albo has now, every hard working Australian family will have when the Federal Government’s latest house building initiative is finished. “This is the future,…

DELPHI “MORE AMERICANS NOW use opioids than actually believe in God. So opium has officially replaced religion as the opiate of the masses. Karl Marx, eat your heart out.” The words of Dr Fredrick Groucho when opening the first World Irony Symposium in San Francisco, caused several attendees to glance around the tent where they…

SPRINGFIELD IT READS LIKE a thriller: US Federal Emergency Management Agency money given to Caribbean immigrants so they can cook the household pets they eat, has found its ways to Haiti and other similar places and so transformed some wretched Caribbean economies that the seas around these islands have warmed halfway to boiling point and…

WASHINGTON DC IT WAS TO have been the springboard for the coming election campaign of Irish Prime Minister Simon Harris – a private meeting with US President Joe Biden at the White House, to show Irish voters that he is important. It has turned into a confused panic among the supporters of US Presidential election…

LONDON A NEW STUDY carried out by a left-wing think tank in London has suggested that modern global warming could have its origins in the enormous amounts of documents burned by failing empires and defeated regimes during the first seventy five years of the Twentieth Century. “The sheer volume of paper destroyed by burning, particularly…

DUBLIN “HE’S NOT FIT to serve in the Dail,” said a parliamentary colleague of Peader Tobin TD, when the member of the Irish Parliament and leader of political party Aontu admitted that he had actually turned down a trip to Russia, a meeting with Vladimir Putin and a stay in a luxury Moscow hotel seven…

BEIJING THIS STORY HAS BEEN CENSORED AS A THREAT TO UK NATIONAL SECURITY – ED

DUBLIN IT WAS THE one thing Russian Intelligence never considered when it sprang a honey trap on an Irish politician: the sheer venality of the Irish political class. “Sure your man just told them what they wanted to hear, and got his leg over and whatever else,” said an Irish Government spokesman. “No harm done.…

FROM OUR WW3 EDITOR, ADOLF PRINCIP THAT ELUSIVE CREATURE, World War 3, has raised its head yet again, illuminated by the detonations of hundreds of rockets fired by Iran against Israel. As Ukraine has yet to expand beyond its Eastern European battle space, and China just refuses to invade Taiwan, fans of World War 3…

DUBLIN AFTER THE MOST vulgar attempt to buy votes in the coming general election, Irish voters have told their Government politicians that splashing the cash to get re-elected is the policy that will see them back in office. The latest post-budget survey suggests that all Irish people want is money. And whoever provides it will…