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BREXITEERS ARE BLAMING huge traffic jams outside the English port of Dover on immigrants driving free cars they have received from the British Government to France, to sell at a profit.

“They then come back to Britain, get another free car and do the same bloody thing,” claims Oswald Mosley of the extreme Brexit group Britain Britain Britain Britain.

“The traffic shambles has nothing to do with Brexit. It’s the immigrants again. We’re condemned to these jams forever, it seems. I mean what else has changed since Brexit that could be causing such chaos? I ask you.”