FROM OUR PARALLEL UNIVERSE STAFF

COULD EVERYTHING WE have witnessed in Donald Trump’s recent behavior be the result of quantum computer activity? One scientist believes it may well be.

“A quantum computer’s ability to tap into parallel universes means that we can no longer fully rely on what we see in our own reality,” says Dr Buck Ming of What Is Real? a think tank that studies quantum superposition effects.

“The Donald Trump we have seen these past weeks, he may well be from a parallel reality, pushing in and out of our universe at random moments. We would never know. Mr Trump’s capacity for jumping around in his positions, and appearing to change the nature of his personality in an instant, could be a sign that quantum computers have torn a hole in our reality, allowing all sorts of crazy happenings to pour in. Did anyone have a look at his ear?”