FROM DOT MORSE IN IRAN

THOSE RATHER RAMBLING hyperbolic Presidential speeches, which appear to have been written by a retarded primary school student, may actually be Donald Trump communicating in a complicated code with Iranians who have either come over to the Americans, or existing resistance groups which have been helping the White House in its attacks on the Islamic Republic.

“Superficially, Trump’s speeches have the South Park feel about them, but if you pause them and interrupt the flow, such as it is, you do notice a certain curious beat, like a growling stomach or flatulence, which could well be a sophisticated code being used to give messages to the Iranian opposition and US and Israeli agents within the regime,” say Bernard Maquis, a cypher specialist who made the old Soviet KGB believe that former US President Ronald Reagan’s Russian jokes were a communication to a senior agent in the Kremlin.

“We had them telling the President’s jokes to everyone in the power structure to see their reaction. It helped bring down the Soviet Union more than any economic or military pressure,” insists Maquis.