CAMBRIDGE

A LEADING ARTIFICIAL Intelligence expert says that such is the back peddling by woke supporters of former Cambridge university professor Jason Arday, that, were it all connected to the power grid in the UK, enough electricity to run at least one data centre could be created.

“Professor Arday’s recent unfortunate difficulties with reality have led to a situation where back peddling by a wholly compromised woke political class could now potentially be a real source of renewable energy,” says Dr Wanton Laff, a Critical Lost Face Theorist whose most recent AI creation, Dumb Down, specializes in stealing academic work and passing it off as its own. “And using such a data centre, we could run Dumb Down to manufacture PhD theses for anyone who wants one in as little as a second, and thus provide the academic system in Britain and beyond with an unlimited supply of embarrassing diversity hires, which when eventually discovered will then require even more back peddling by the woke left, creating even more power for more theses. It’s a perfect symbiosis.”