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BIDEN TO BRITS: IT IS YOU BUT I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS
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STRUGGLING STREAMING SERVICES IN FURIOUS COMPETITION FOR UKRAINIAN COUNTER-ATTACK RIGHTS
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RIGHT-WING BRITISH PRESS JOIN ULSTER UNIONISTS IN THEIR GREETING TO PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE US? WE’RE THE IMPORTANT EMPIRE YOU FUCKING PADDY-LOVING CUNT!
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HOMELESS MAN WHO STOPS TO SMELL ROSE BECOMES A BILLIONAIRE
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PACIFIC ISLAND HEADHUNTERS DECLARE BORIS JOHNSON A GOD AND SAY THEY INTEND TO EAT HIM
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TOM CRUISE TIPPED TO PLAY UKRAINE PRESIDENT IN NEW HOLLYWOOD WAR EPIC
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BREXIT FAST BECOMING A NEW WORD FOR SHIT AROUND THE WORLD
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AUSSIE LARRIKINS NOW MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ON EARTH
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WORLD FIRST AS IRISH TELEVISION STAR APPEARS TO ACHIEVE BILOCATION
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UNIONISTS GIVE JOE BIDEN A HEARTY ULSTER WELCOME: FUCK OFF YOU FENIAN BASTARD!