MOGADISHU CORRESPONDENT, HAWK BLACK THE ORGANIZATION OF Kleptocrats, Fanatics, Tyrants and Maniacs, a world forum for the worst leaders on the planet, has sent a strong protest to Washington to complain against the seizure of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his wife. The OKFTM, which is based in the Robert Mugabe Building in Mogadishu, Somalia,…

WASHINGTON DC SUDDENLY WORLD LEADERS whose countries run drugs to Donald Trump’s America are nervous, again. America won’t just seize you and your assets, it will seize your country, too. But you can’t organize a snatch like Trump did on Venzuela’s Maduro, without there being at least one traitor on inside, who gives you crucial…

LONDON FOLLOWING ITS APOLOGY for a news report from the home of victims of the October 7, 2025 Hamas attacks on Israel, BBC sources say that while the idea of someone like International Editor Jeremy Bowen, or perhaps talk show host Graham Norton, or even someone from Love Actually, leading audiences through the homes of…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY VIAGRA PRICES AROUND the globe have shot up following a huge increase in demand from China, according to new figures. The Chinese Government, anxious to boost the country’s birth rate, has ordered vast amounts of the male enhancement drug, Viagra, to help Chinese men do their duty by the People’s Republic. “Our latest…

TEHRAN THE CURRENT PROTESTS in Iran have shown that Iran’s people have more grievances with their own leadership than they do with Israel, it seems. Last year’s short war with Israel left Iran with a bloody nose and only one real advantage over the Jewish state: people. The population of Israel is almost 10 million;…

WIMBLEDON, ENGLAND A FEMINIST PRESSURE group has insisted that in the next tennis battle of the sexes match, several extra “patriarchal equalizers” be placed upon the male player, to negative the “gender oppression” inherent in his presence. Grunting, a sporting think tank, says the last match between Australia’s Nick Kyrgios, ranked 671 in the world…

FROM OUR NATURE WRITER, DESTINY WINDOW A LEADING HINDU scholar says that recently deceased French sex kitten, Brigitte Bardot, was born to champion animals. “It is quite clear that this woman, dubbed a sex kitten in her younger years, was always going to pursue a life as a champion of the animal kingdom,” insists Rajiv…

BONDI A LEADING SPIN Doctor firm has advised the Albanese Government in Australia to hold a memorial service for a lost tank to deflect anger over the Bondi massacre. Australia has donated military vehicles to Ukraine, including 49 tanks, and one of these, an American-made Abrams, appears to have been destroyed by Russia during operations…

OPINION THE SILENT MASSACRE of Christian communities across Muslim Northern Africa and the Middle East has met its first determined opposition in Donald Trump’s strike on ISIS targets in Nigeria. This pogrom of Christians has been going on for decades, mostly unreported, completely unchallenged by Western countries. European leaders and American Presidents have until now…

CORRUPTION DESK RUSSIAN CLAIMS, THAT a 90 billion Euro loan from the European Union to Ukraine, to keep its war effort going, has already been stolen by Ukrainian officials, has been strongly denied by Brussels. “We’re aware of Ukrainian corruption and are keeping a keen eye on this new money, and we have confirmed that…