MANHATTAN IT’S SAID TO be called the All-Gotham Extraordinary Commission, it will police the Big Apple in secret, and its job will be to seek out what are being labelled “counter-revolutionaries” who threaten Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s collective, formerly known as New York City. “Thousands have already indicated that they are willing to serve by answering…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY THE EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON, of people taking sides in conflicts thousands of kilometers from their own lands, is a direct result of the internet age, according to a leading researcher. “People who hardly raise an eyebrow at things that occur outside their own front doors, are increasingly totally committed to causes about which they…

MINNESOTA LIBERALS ACROSS THE United States have been posting their fury on the internet, at the news that an Ice storm gripping the country has killed 21 people. “The winter conditions which have caused such havoc here, appear to have been mistaken for a mass shooting by Immigration And Customs Enforcement,” said a Federal spokesman.…

WASHINGTON, DC TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, which sees its victims rise to stratospheric levels of negative hyperbole when talking about Donald Trump, is at such levels after his speech to the World Economic Forum at Davos, that it has been declared a pandemic. “At first we thought we had it contained in seriously Democratic and woke…

KABUL AN OUTBREAK OF foot spurs among European troops in Afghanistan may have led to what President Donald Trump claimed was under performance in the struggle with the Taliban, in much the same way the condition affected American fighting ability in Vietnam. “Yes, it was a curious co-incidence that all our armies had an inexplicable…

LONDON THE UNITED KINGDOM has been forced to reject an invitation to join Donald Trump’s Board of Peace for Gaza because the country cannot afford the $1 billion membership fee, according to European bond traders. “We understand that an offer to pay in installments by credit card was shot down when the Americans did a…

DAVOS EXPERTS BELIEVE THAT static electricity which built up in the American President’s unique hair arrangement may have contributed to an electrical fault that delayed his flight to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. The President’s plane, Air Force One, was forced to turn back to Washington DC. He took another aircraft, and according…

NUREMBERG THE WORLD IS fast running out of fascists, according to a new report. “There just aren’t enough fascists for the growing demand,” says Benito Redshirt of the Vlad Dracul Institute, which monitors political intolerance across the globe. “The demand from left-wing organisations and woke partisans who want to yell ‘fascist’ at just about everyone…

SYDNEY A SMALL LEAFLET, allegedly published by the Australian Government, explains to foreigners that the country’s National Day Of Mourning on 22 January 2026 is to mark the Bondi Massacre of 14 December 2025 and not the first year of the current Labor Government. Confusion among Australians about what they were lamenting saw foreigners both…

BRUSSELS THE EUROPEAN UNION is planning to respond to Donald Trump’s recent speech to the World Economic Forum in Davos, by organizing a German speaking day across the continent. Trump told the attendees at the Forum that if it were not for the United States they would all be speaking German. Those who already speak…