KABUL AN OUTBREAK OF foot spurs among European troops in Afghanistan may have led to what President Donald Trump claimed was under performance in the struggle with the Taliban, in much the same way the condition affected American fighting ability in Vietnam. “Yes, it was a curious co-incidence that all our armies had an inexplicable…

LONDON THE UNITED KINGDOM has been forced to reject an invitation to join Donald Trump’s Board of Peace for Gaza because the country cannot afford the $1 billion membership fee, according to European bond traders. “We understand that an offer to pay in installments by credit card was shot down when the Americans did a…

DAVOS EXPERTS BELIEVE THAT static electricity which built up in the American President’s unique hair arrangement may have contributed to an electrical fault that delayed his flight to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. The President’s plane, Air Force One, was forced to turn back to Washington DC. He took another aircraft, and according…

NUREMBERG THE WORLD IS fast running out of fascists, according to a new report. “There just aren’t enough fascists for the growing demand,” says Benito Redshirt of the Vlad Dracul Institute, which monitors political intolerance across the globe. “The demand from left-wing organisations and woke partisans who want to yell ‘fascist’ at just about everyone…

SYDNEY A SMALL LEAFLET, allegedly published by the Australian Government, explains to foreigners that the country’s National Day Of Mourning on 22 January 2026 is to mark the Bondi Massacre of 14 December 2025 and not the first year of the current Labor Government. Confusion among Australians about what they were lamenting saw foreigners both…

BRUSSELS THE EUROPEAN UNION is planning to respond to Donald Trump’s recent speech to the World Economic Forum in Davos, by organizing a German speaking day across the continent. Trump told the attendees at the Forum that if it were not for the United States they would all be speaking German. Those who already speak…

FROM A. H. BERGHOF, DEFENCE WRITER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP’S mistaking Iceland for Greenland in his Davos speech, is being taken as a not so subtle hint that the US strongman will be targeting the land of volcanoes next, according to sources in *Reykjavik. “Otherwise he’s just an old man who doesn’t know the difference between…

TERRITORIAL DEMANDS EDITOR IN A CURIOUS REFLECTION of what is called the Mandela Effect, huge numbers of people around the world were convinced President Donald Trump was speaking in German when he addressed the World Economic Forum at Davos, in Switzerland. The Mandela Effect is a phenomenon whereby people are absolutely sure of having remembered…

DAVOS THE UNITED STATES President’s Davos comments that Europeans would all be speaking German now if it were not for the Americans, has seen a curious spike in the demand for German lessons across Europe. “Of course, unlike in the United States, many Europeans speak German anyway, and other languages, it’s quite common, but it’s…

PARIS EUROPEAN LEADERS MAY meet Donald Trump’s aggression with a slavish campaign of fawning and flattery such as the world has not seen, according to NATO insiders. “Instead of going head to head with the Donald, European leaders may offer him what he really craves,” said a German officer. “Eight Nobel Prizes for the wars…