BY R. HEYDRICC, IN JERUSALEM “GOD MAY NOT be willing to help this time. The children of Israel may have to look elsewhere for assistance in this one. In darker places.” Jerusalem Professor Melchezidek Maccabbee sat drinking strong Turkish coffee, and playing backgammon with himself, as he spoke. Between moves he drew on a small…

BEIT HANOUN COMMENTATORS ARE BEGINNING to remark on the developing similarity between the current Israeli offensive in Gaza and the Battle of Stalingrad during World War Two. “Yes, the optics are remarkably familiar to those who have studied the German advance towards the Volga in 1942, and the current Israeli push into Gaza,” says Ulrich…

FROM A.R SELICKER, LONDON THE CIVIL LIST, which pays members of Britain’s Royal Family and sundry hangers on millions of pounds from public funds, is now rumored to have a major newspaper on its payroll. The Daily Mail, whose almost continuous coverage of the Royals in a golden heavenly light has caused some people to…

NUREMBERG, GERMANY ONE HUNDRED AND twenty years after its publication, the Jewish plan for world domination, which saw them drag humanity into two disastrous world wars, has failed miserably, according to someone who admits he was instrumental in its implementation. “Yes, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, our blueprint for world hegemony, is in…

BY A.R SECRACK, DEFENCE WRITER AN OFFICE CHRISTMAS party prank has led to the accidental release of a top secret Australian plan to defeat any potential Chinese invasion of the dry continent with salt water crocodiles, kangaroos and venomous snakes. “It appears that a mid-level civil servant with access to the plan got drunk at…

FROM MOSCOW UNTIL 1991, THE Soviet Union’s KGB kept detailed records of British Army personnel who served in Northern Ireland during the Troubles, because they needed to know the disposition of British forces all the time in case of conflict with NATO. When the Cold War ended, it was believed that such spying was redundant.…

THE FRENCH CONNECTION, CANBERRA “YES, BRUCE LEHRMANN says he went back to Parliament on the night in question to deal with thoughts about French submarines; and Brittany Higgins and that new man of hers have recently moved to France. But I don’t think people should read any more into all that than an interest in…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY THE RUSSIANS CALL him Ded Moroz, which translates as Grandpa Frost, or Old Man Frost, or Father Frost. He is their equivalent of Santa Claus. Except he comes on New Years Eve. Yes, the Russians have always been awkward. Anyway, to look at, Grandpa Frost is a dead ringer for Santa Claus and…

KYIV FEARFUL OF ITS professed allies’ initial overconfidence in, and recent underwhelming support for, its war effort against Russia, the Ukrainian Government is said to have asked NATO if it would be interested in changing sides. “The feeling is that if NATO were to roll in behind Putin in the same manner that it has…

CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA ANY PHYSICAL SIMILARITY between David Sharaz, Brittany Higgins’s new love interest, and Bruce Lehrmann, the man she accuses of raping her in a government minister’s office, are pure coincidence, according to a leading Freudian psychoanalyst. “The physical resemblance is as much in the minds of observers as it is in anyway real,” says…