FROM OUR DEMOGRAPHY DESK “CHILDREN ARE A woman’s choice, and they’re increasingly choosing not to have them in the western world. It will prove a costly decision.” Professor Germaine Pyll, who specializes in trade-off economics, went on to say that what is happening is what she calls the “pointed end of individual self-determination and social…

TECH CORRESPONDENTS AND WIRE SERVICES AN ANONYMOUS RUSSIAN hacker has admitted that he has thousands of UK Government phone and computer messages, sent between senior politicians, civil servants and advisors from as far back as 2014. Including all the Whatsapp messages the current British Covid Inquiry has been told mysteriously went missing. “I worked for…

ENTERTAINMENT DESK IT’S STOCK IN trade was cringe-making offensive sketches. It was the modern equivalent of the 19th Century freak show. And it was funny. Not all the time. But most of the time. Now it is said to be on its way back – presumably if its once feuding stars can be brought together…

FROM OUR HUMAN RIGHTS DESK IRELAND’S DECISION TO take the United Kingdom to the European Court of Human Rights over the latter’s proposal to bring in legislation granting immunity to its forces for their actions in Northern Ireland during the Troubles, may cause Dublin’s politicians during the conflict a little embarrassment, and perhaps worse, according…

FROM A GYM IN GERMANY EUROPEAN GYMS ARE in turmoil following the release of video showing Ukrainian military recruiting personnel wrestling young men from fitness clubs away for service in the front line of the country’s war against Russia. “The initial euphoria has come to a halt in the face of heavy losses in the…

BY OUR EVANGELISM STAFF THE RISE and rise of the English atheist is a YouTube phenomenon which has not gone unnoticed among advertisers. “They’re beginning to sprout like mushrooms,” says Josef Galloper, an advertising guru who researches online trends using artificial intelligence. “Indeed, like mushrooms, they appear to be exact replicas of one another.” Galloper…

BY FREDDY BARBAROSSA OUR IF-YOU-LIVE-LONG-ENOUGH EDITOR DECADES AFTER IT was forced out of Lithuania, the German Army is being welcomed back. The two countries have reached agreement to base German soldiers there as a bulwark against the perceived threat from Vladimir Putin’s Russia next door. “It’s just like the old days,” remarked former Einsatzgruppe police…

FROM A TUNNEL BENEATH A HOSPITAL UNDER A SCHOOL SITTING BELOW A MATERNITY WARD A DRAFT text message found by Israeli troops in Gaza shows Hamas fighters had established a lottery prize for who among them could guess how long it would take for what they term “Foolish Wokers” in the West to call for…

BY OUR FINANCIAL STAFF “BASICALLY YOU HAVE to win your war inside the time-frame of the average streaming service series season or the West just gives up. Fail to do that and Western promises aren’t worth the oxygen they cost to make. Shit, they aren’t even worth an Argentine peso.” The words of a former…

A BENCH, MARTIN PLACE, SYDNEY AUSTRALIA’S GROWING POPULATION of homeless beggars, sometimes referred to as the End Nation, is up in arms over long-term plans to make the country cashless. “What the fuck am I to do, carry a card reader?” said Bruce, a divorced ex-serviceman, who found himself homeless and then addicted to drugs…