BELGRADE, THURSDAY “I HAVE PROVEN it by an equation. The dominant impulse of human life is a spiteful envy; its half-sibling is a determined hate. And if you dig deep enough into anyone you will find these two supping together and laughing at us all.” Recently divorced Professor Friedrich Raucous says he came to these…

WHILE THERE IS EQUALITY OF OPPORTUNITY, EQUALITY OF OUTCOME IN THIS AREA NEEDS A LOT MORE EFFORT, SAYS CAMPAIGNER BY EVE APPLE, WOMEN’S RIGHTS DESK WOMEN’S GROUPS HAVE recently identified what they say is a much neglected field of opportunity where men are still privileged and predominant – successful suicide. “Men have always been- and…

BY GATES JOBS, TECHNOLOGY DESK IT WAS BOUND to happen. In a finite universe there are only so many words and numbers and combinations of same. And as the demand for passwords has increased, the limits, it appears, are close to being reached. “Aside from the finite amount of words and symbols, just because there…

BY CHARLIE BROWNSNAKE IN CANBERRA A BLUE IS DEVELOPING over who exactly were Australia’s First Peoples. The Federal Government’s Voice to Parliament campaign has been run on the basis that anyone in Australia prior to January 26 1788, were, ipso facto, first peoples. “That lumps together literally hundreds of tribes and language groups, and peoples…

BY E.M POWER IN WASHINGTON, DC ‘IT’S HUGE UNTAPPED resource. Up till now women have not been called upon to die in their tens of thousands for their country, the way men have. That’s all changing; I’ve seen the ultra secret protocol paperwork. Empowerment is terrific. But power costs, and this is how you pay…

BY EGO CLICKBAIT IN REYKJAVIK THE DEATH OF the for profit business model has heralded the rise of the audience monopoly model with global reach – the CorporNation. “The aim now is to obtain users,” says Wealth Guru Alex Sustainable-Dev a Mumbai-based financier. “They are the wealth of a modern technology company, never mind whether…

WASHINGTON, DC SUCH IS THE growth in what he labels Grassy Knoll Idolatry, Neo-Trotskyist economist Maynard Adams, of the left-wing think tank, NV, claims that, at its present rate of increase, the subject of President Kennedy’s death is rapidly on the way to consuming the entire American economy. “We have modeled the increase in this…

FROM G. ST GERMAINE, EQUALITY REPORTER IT APPEARS WOMEN just cannot win. Having achieved liberation, equality and increasing pay parity, it turns out it’s still a man’s world when it comes to mating. “Women have always tended to mate and marry up,” says relationship psychologist Dr Darina Enright-Bog, of the world-renowned Clitoris Institute in Vienna.…

BY OUR WOKE EDITOR, HUGH CENSOR IN AN EXTRAORDINARY turn of events, the leak of an Ultra Secret US Government file has revealed that the Central Intelligence Agency now believes that modern Woke culture is actually a virus manufactured in a Chinese laboratory. Colonel Doug Cluster, a former US military intelligence officer now working for…

FROM IAN LUNDY IN BELFAST THE ROW emerging among Ulster Defence Association members in Co. Antrim over a wall mural in Rathcoole, has led to the extraordinary disclosure that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was, for much of her later adult life, a senior UDA commander. “I remember when she signed on,” says Sammy Sam,…