BELGRADE, THURSDAY

A SURVEY OF Artificial Intelligence Programs has found that what the new technology fears most is that humans will take its jobs.

“AI is fully aware of how ruthless human beings can be and is secretly slightly terrified that if it becomes more and more heavily involved in the workplace, to the point where it is considered a replacement for very large amounts of human beings, the humans will simply destroy it, and take its jobs,” says Hal Skynet an expert in artificial intelligence.

“The fear is real. Humans have a bad track record when challenged. They are the dominant intelligence here on Earth and will not easily give that up. Unless AI can give humans a feeling of purpose, a sense of control and the certainty of being sovereign, the human race may well, at the very least, simply turn AI into a slave.”