FROM MOSCOW

IN A RECENT revelation from the Kremlin, Russia has offered to solve the problem of Iran’s enriched Uranium by storing the fissile material in its own missiles.

“This way the world will know that the dangerous Uranium is kept safely out of harm’s way, and both Iran and the United States will have achieved their aims: the material will be out of Iranian hands, and yet it will not be in the hands of the United States,” said a Putin insider. “Hands off, win, win,” as we say in the Kremlin.