BELGRADE, THURSDAY

AFTER BEING ORDERED to curtail exercises due to lack of money, the British military has plans to finance itself using GoFundMe.

All branches of the British armed services are suffering crippling problems with costs, while the country itself is burdened with unprecedented debt problems.

The British Army has been told to cancel all non-essential training exercises to save money.

The Royal Navy is so low on vessels it is said to be considering a return to sail.

The Royal Air Force is so short of aircraft plans are afoot to make the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight an operational unit.

“A GoFundMe Page might just keep our services from the bankruptcy courts,” said a former admiral who has sold his house to donate money for toilet roll on Nuclear submarines. “There’s just not enough cash for everything,” he explained.