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VILE KLEPTOCRAT LEADERS AROUND THE WORLD FULL SHITTING THEMSELVES AFTER MADURO SNATCH HAVE BEEN ADVISED THEY’RE SAFE UNLESS THEY HAVE OIL OR SOME OTHER ESSENTIAL RESOURCE
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COULD LABOUR PLOTTERS BE CONSPIRING WITH TRUMP TO HAVE KEIR STARMER REMOVED FROM POWER?
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PSYCH DOCTOR AGREES WITH RONAN KEATING THAT BOYZONE CONCERT TOURS COULD BE ‘INCREDIBLY UNHEALTHY’ AND SAYS THEY SHOULD CARRY WARNINGS
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DELTA FORCE TEAM WERE ALREADY IN MADURO’S PANIC ROOM WHEN HE FLED THERE
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IRELAND MAY NEED TRUMP HELP AS IT SUFFERS SPANISH DISEASE OF MONEY FOR NOTHING = KICKS FOR FREE
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CHINESE LEADER THANKS TRUMP FOR POINTING OUT THE WAY TO TAKE TAIWAN
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“MADURO WAS MAKING WMDs … OH, NO THAT WAS THE LAST ONE …”
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PLEASE DON’T SEND ALBANESE TO RUN OUR COUNTRY, CRY VENEZUELAN CROWDS AFTER TRUMP OFFICIAL SUGGESTS AUSSIE PM AS INTERIM LEADER
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MADURO NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAME IN CUSTODY PHOTO, SAYS US
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RUMOURS ABOUND THAT IRANIAN MULLAHS HAVE ASKED TRUMP IF HE CAN SNATCH THEM