NEW YORK AFTER CNN DESCRIBED the mass shooter who murdered four in New York City recently, as “possibly white”, Americans are busy looking at themselves in the mirror to see if they possibly fit the new racial category. “It’s a confusing time for all Americans, who are used to white, black, Asian, Hispanic, Klingon, those…

GAZA IT IS A testament to the standards of journalism now abroad that the oldest propaganda trick in the book is being practiced in Gaza and swallowed in the West like a ration pack. If truth is the first casualty in any war, then the last tactic is always the humanitarian ambush. The artistic presentation…

FROM OUR DIPLOMATIC WRITERS A SENIOR BRITISH diplomat says that Donald Trump’s serial humiliation of European politicians is merely an exercise in truth, following decades where the dominant Americans did all their bullying and humiliation of the European vassals behind closed doors. “What you see is the truth as it has been since 1945, and…

JOYCE JAMES, LITERARY EDITOR IN HIS NOVEL, The Time Machine, HG Wells describes a human future where the species is divided in two. Above ground are the sweet, beautiful, pampered, indifferent Eloi, who appear to live in a paradise; below ground are the ugly, thuggish, hard working Morlocks, who appear to be condemned to hell.…

STOCKHOLM FILM OF EUROPEAN Union Commission President Ursula Von Der Leyen fawning over Donald Trump and seemingly reciting a prepared statement about the US President’s tough negotiating style, has caused at least one psychiatrist to comment that she was acting as if she had been kidnapped. “She displayed all the characteristics of the kidnap victim,…

FROM OUR COOKERY CORRESPONDENT IN MOSCOW THE RETOOLING OF at least one Russian bakery so that it can make FPV drones for the war in Ukraine has led to thousands of edible drones being provided to Russian forces at the front, according to an analysis of the Russian army by America’s CIA. The edible drones…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY “IF YOU WANTED proof that the European Union is incapable of defending itself, Commission President Ursula Von Der Leyen’s performance before Donald Trump is more than enough.” The words of historian, Professor Winston De Gaulle, whose seminal work Brexit Is Foolish But The European Union Is Almost A Corpse, won the Frederick The…

ECONOMICS DESK EU CHIEF URSULA VON Der Leyen’s claim that her total capitulation to Donald Trump on tariffs brought certainty, is being described as the certainty of the firing squad by a top economist. “I suppose the one good thing is that there will only be 15% tariffs on European exports (50% on steel and…

GAZA “EVERY PALESTINIAN CHILD you kill, hands Hamas five or ten fresh volunteers.” These words are from a secret report on Israel’s operations in Gaza obtained by the Kookaburra Bugle. Compiled by international Jewish think tank We Remember Zion But We Don’t Want to Live There, the report suggests that Israel’s nearly two years of…

OUR PROPAGANDA DESK THE KOOKABURRA BUGLE has decided to publish a brief translation of western media reports on the war in Ukraine (when they can be bothered to report it at all): Ukrainian troops capture small field and empty house: Huge Ukrainian Push Advances Deep Into Russian Territory; Russia captures Ukrainian town: Putin Suffers Massive…