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IRAN PLOT TO STRIKE TRUMP’S IRISH GOLF RESORT?
BELGRADE, THURSDAY “IF THE AMERICANS join the Israeli aggression, we could be forced to target Shannon Airport, which the *Great Satan uses as a transport hub for its armed forces, with missiles; if we target that, President Trump’s ungodly golf course in County Clare is not far away, so we can hit it too. Prepare…
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MI6 AOK AS Q BECOMES C WHICH MEANS M
LONDON BRITAIN’S FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE agency, MI6 has a new C, which is what the boss is called, unless it’s a James Bond movie when C is M. The new C was formerly Q, head of the technical section of MI6, and also worked for MI5, the British Internal Security Service, letters unknown, before becoming Q…
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EVERY IRANIAN LEADER HAS A TARGET ON HIS BACK – MOSSAD
FROM OUR INTELLIGENCE WRITERS “WE CAN KILL every last one of them, the entire leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran.” These are the words of a senior figure in Mossad, Israel’s foreign intelligence service, who talked to the Kookaburra Bugle by AI encryption, from his base inside Iran. “No point in them throwing away…
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IRAN MISSILES FIRED AT ISRAEL COULD HIT PALESTINIAN LANDS, SAYS EXPERT
TEHERAN DESK IF IRAN KEEPS raining down missiles in the numbers it has been firing at Israel, some of them could fall on the Palestinian lands of the West Bank and Gaza, an expert has warned. “Iran is firing missiles like they were volleys of arrows, with little real direct targeting, which means that if…
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ISRAEL’S NIGHTMARE IS THAT INSTEAD OF MISSILES, TENS OF MILLIONS OF IRANIANS PLOUGH THEIR WAY THROUGH IRAQ AND SYRIA AND APPEAR AT THE GOLAN HEIGHTS
JERUSALEM NOW THAT THE shooting has started, Israel has the edge in weapons; while Iran fills in its gaps with rhetoric. But Iran does have an advantage it hasn’t used yet against Israel – population. There are almost 90 million Iranians, which gives them a 10 to advantage over Israel. Even a pick-up truck army…
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IRAN CALLING HEZBOLLAH: WHERE ARE YOU?
BEIRUT IT’S THE DOG that hasn’t barked. Hezbollah, Iran’s proxy in Lebanon, normally a loyal ally of the Islamic Republic, appears to be sitting out the current hostilities with Israel. “Israel did a lot of damage to Hezbollah a while back – remember those pager assassinations – and the Lebanese Government has its eyes on…
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IRANIANS CALL ON IRELAND TO SUPPORT IT AGAINST ‘AGGRESSOR’ ISRAEL
FROM OUR MIDDLE EAST WRITERS THOUSANDS OF IRANIANS have called on Ireland to lend its support against Israel, as the two Middle Eastern nations exchange missiles. A huge crowd in Teheran cried, “Martin and Harris, don’t dare pause, you support our friends, so support our cause!” One of the demonstrators said: “Israel’s aggression in Palestine…
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IF HYPERBOLE WERE A REAL WEAPON IRAN WOULD RULE THE WORLD
TEHERAN LAST MONTH HOSSEIN Salami, leader of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, said that if Israel attacked his country, Teheran would “open the gates of hell”. Yesterday, Israel killed him with a missile strike. Among many missile strikes. For much of its life, the Islamic Republic has talked a great game, and yet failed to equal it…
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GRETA SHOCK AS ISRAELIS ADMIT GAZA YACHT WAS MOSSAD AGENT
JERUSALEM GRETA THUNBERG’S SO-called “selfie yacht”, Madleen, was a deep-cover Mossad agent, according to Israeli government officials. The Freedom Flotilla Coalition vessel was recruited by the much-vaunted Israeli intelligence service after it was compromised in a sting operation, the Israelis say. “Mossad found the vessel at a moment of weakness – we can’t say what…
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RUMOURS ABOUND THAT ELON MUSK REMOVED A MASK AND REVEALED HIMSELF AS TOM CRUISE IN THE OVAL OFFICE
GRAPEVINE, USA THE NAME’S BOND, Treasury Bond. Donald Trump may be facing his most formidable opponent yet. His recent bust-up with Elon Musk has the Washington Beltway community buzzing with tales of the tech billionaire revealing himself to be a super agent dedicated to stabilizing US Treasury Bond yields and saving the world from the…
THE KOOKABURRA BUGLE 