FLORIDA A MISTAKEN PRESS release claiming Nicolas Maduro was manufacturing weapons of mass destruction, has been withdrawn by the United States after a mix-up saw an old document, dating back twenty years, find its way on to a podium and be partially read out to reporters. “Hey maybe he was,” remarked the spin doctor in…

CARACAS “WELL, IT WOULD be a way to save Australia from becoming another Venezuela, and once we had him in office we would just have him going all over the world having his photograph taken.” So said a junior White House official when asked who might run Venezuela for the Americans now that they have…

WIRE SERVICES PRESIDENT NICOLAS MADURO of Venezuela was not playing some kind of simulated video game while in US captivity, according to law enforcement sources. “The glasses are simply that; the bottle of water is just what it looks like. He’s sitting there, shackled waiting for his day in court. Or whatever, ” said a…

TEHRAN IRANIAN PROTESTS HAVE gotten so bad that news has leaked from the Persian Gulf of leading Mullahs sending secret messages to Donald Trump asking him to snatch them out of their country. “The Mullahs have seen what Trump did with Nicolas Maduro and have asked Washington to send helicopters to get them out before…

MOGADISHU CORRESPONDENT, HAWK BLACK THE ORGANIZATION OF Kleptocrats, Fanatics, Tyrants and Maniacs, a world forum for the worst leaders on the planet, has sent a strong protest to Washington to complain against the seizure of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his wife. The OKFTM, which is based in the Robert Mugabe Building in Mogadishu, Somalia,…

WASHINGTON DC SUDDENLY WORLD LEADERS whose countries run drugs to Donald Trump’s America are nervous, again. America won’t just seize you and your assets, it will seize your country, too. But you can’t organize a snatch like Trump did on Venzuela’s Maduro, without there being at least one traitor on inside, who gives you crucial…

LONDON FOLLOWING ITS APOLOGY for a news report from the home of victims of the October 7, 2025 Hamas attacks on Israel, BBC sources say that while the idea of someone like International Editor Jeremy Bowen, or perhaps talk show host Graham Norton, or even someone from Love Actually, leading audiences through the homes of…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY VIAGRA PRICES AROUND the globe have shot up following a huge increase in demand from China, according to new figures. The Chinese Government, anxious to boost the country’s birth rate, has ordered vast amounts of the male enhancement drug, Viagra, to help Chinese men do their duty by the People’s Republic. “Our latest…

TEHRAN THE CURRENT PROTESTS in Iran have shown that Iran’s people have more grievances with their own leadership than they do with Israel, it seems. Last year’s short war with Israel left Iran with a bloody nose and only one real advantage over the Jewish state: people. The population of Israel is almost 10 million;…

WIMBLEDON, ENGLAND A FEMINIST PRESSURE group has insisted that in the next tennis battle of the sexes match, several extra “patriarchal equalizers” be placed upon the male player, to negative the “gender oppression” inherent in his presence. Grunting, a sporting think tank, says the last match between Australia’s Nick Kyrgios, ranked 671 in the world…