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HERO COLONEL WHOSE SPEECH BEFORE 2003 INVASION OF IRAQ IS SAID TO BRING DAILY MAIL READERS TO ORGASM PLANS TO STAND IN UK ELECTION FOR ULSTER UNIONIST PARTY LED BY HIS OLD SERGEANT MAJOR – WHO CRITICIZED THE VERY SAME SPEECH
BELFAST IT APPEARS THAT Daily Mail pin-up Colonel Tim Collins – hero of the shambolic invasion of Iraq twenty years ago – is dragging himself away from his lucrative career in private security and – to quote one critical voice – choosing to climb aboard the Titanic after it’s struck the iceberg, looking for the…
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UKRAINE DISCOVERS VICTORY HAS A THOUSAND FATHERS BUT DEFEAT IS A CRIPPLED ORPHAN
KYIV “WHAT DO YOU do when you’re fighting for your life, and a world that cheered you on a year before just loses interest?” The Ukrainian soldier kept staring at the prosthetic that extended from his knee. “It’s still out there, you know, near Robotyne.” He looked up. “The remains of my leg. In the…
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AUSTRALIA DAY BOYCOTT SETTLED WITH ONLY SYMBOL WHITES AND BLACKS HAVE SHARED: SHACKLES
CANBERRA A PLAN TO replace the current Australian flag, with an image both white and black Aussies can share, has been suggested by a pressure group dedicated to ending the tension over 26 January each year. “Shackles,” explained Bruce Bluey of Unlock. “The first whites to come here, they came in shackles. And ever since,…
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SENIOR BRITISH GENERAL’S WARNING THAT DRAFT NEEDED TO FIGHT RUSSIA SEEN AS CLEVER PLAN TO SCARE NATIONALIST POPULATION FROM NORTHERN IRELAND
FROM DUBLIN BRITAIN’S TOP MILITARY hero has warned the general population of Brexit Britain, that recruitment for his forces is so low, conscription would have to be reintroduced if the country had to fight Russia in the near future. However, General Sir Patrick Saunders’ suggestion is being seen in some quarters as a perfect way…
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CHILDLESS FRENCH PRESIDENT URGES CITIZENS TO HAVE MORE BABIES
BY OUR FRENCH CORRESPONDENT CYRANO SIMONE DE GAULLE THERE WAS NOT a sign of embarrassment on his face when he spoke; though the irony screamed to the heavens backed by a chorus of hypocrisy. Do as I say, not as I do, President Macron told his people. I have no children but you must have…
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GROWTH IN DEMAND FOR ASSISTED SUICIDE SEES HUGE JUMP IN TECH START-UPS PROMISING DEATH WITH DIGNITY AND ROBOT PIZZA
BELGRADE, THURSDAY “ASSISTED SUICIDE IS NOW the third largest source of tech start-ups across the Western World.” Adam Evequibit, a tech entrepreneur and sometime lifestyle guru, whose last eighteen start-ups all attained multi-billion dollar valuations before entering Chapter 11, insists death is the new lifeline for tech start-ups. “The spectacular failure of so many recent…
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WAS MARGARET THATCHER PLANNING HER OWN COUP IN BRITAIN?
BELGRADE, THURSDAY RECENT REVELATIONS THAT in 2003 former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher urged mercenary Simon Mann to get on with his plot to stage a coup in Equatorial Guinea, have caused observers to speculate that the so-called Iron Lady may well have been planning a similar path to return herself to power in the…
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SOUTH AFRICA HITS BACK AT ISRAEL AND CLAIMS IT IS AN EQUAL SOCIETY AS FAR AS MURDER IS CONCERNED
BY NELSON DE BOER ROBERTS HOMICIDE IS AVAILABLE to all South Africans on a thoroughly equal basis, according to a new study. Following recent gibes by senior Israelis about the death rates of white farmers there, a survey by One Bullet One Settler, a left-wing think tank based in Johannesburg, claims that murder in South…
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ISRAEL PLANS TO WIN GENOCIDE COURT CASE BY OUTLASTING “BASKET CASE” SOUTH AFRICA
FROM OUR AFRICA DESK “LET’S FACE IT, South Africa is a proper basket case and this court action is the return of a favor to the Palestinians by the African National Congress for support during apartheid. There’s a good chance that ANC-led South Africa will not be around to see the outcome. If Israel isn’t,…
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THOUSANDS OF POOR BRITS PRETENDING TO BE ASYLUM SEEKERS SO THEY CAN BE DEPORTED TO RWANDA FOR BETTER LIFE
BELGRADE, THURSDAY LIFE FOR SOME British people has become so intolerable that they are pretending to be asylum seekers so that the Sunak Government will deport them to Rwanda, says a migration lawyer based in London. “They think they might be able to have a better life in central Africa,” says Toby Rnotobe, himself the…