BONDI JUNCTION AUSTRALIANS, IT APPEARS, can sleep soundly in their beds in the knowledge that the man who ran amok with a knife in a mall in Bondi Junction, killed six people at random because he was a mental case and not a religious or political fundamentalist. “It a terrific relief that he was just…

TEL AVIV “THESE IRANIAN DRONES take hours to reach Israel from Iran, so long that it would be possible to evacuate the whole population of the Jewish state to safety before the first of them arrived there. And no, they don’t need to stop for fuel in Syria or Lebanon.” So says Middle Eastern expert…

TEHERAN THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT has thanked Ireland for its continued support of Teheran’s proxy, Hamas, in Gaza, during their ongoing struggle to wipe Israel from the map. “As we launch hundreds of our weapons against Israel, we cannot thank Ireland enough for its support,” said an Iranian spokesman. “We really value it. Allah U Akbar.”

SYDNEY “SIX PEOPLE DIED waiting for the police to save them because they could not save themselves. That’s not a criticism of the police. The officer who shot the Bondi Junction mall attacker dead was courageous and professional and performed her duty well. But the fact of the matter is, that Australia’s gun laws leave…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY PEOPLE NOW EXPRESS their views more through the internet than by traditional methods, and will soon be electing their politicians by click, according to an Irish political scientist. Professor Brian Burrow of the Royal Hibernian Institute for Comparative Suffrage, who has written a book on the subject entitled Led By Opinion, says that…

A. TUNNEL, OUR GAZA EDITOR SO ISRAEL IS withdrawing troops from southern Gaza, and talking to Hamas. That’s Hamas 1 Israel 0. Six months into its brutal offensive in Gaza, Israel still hasn’t crushed and destroyed Hamas, its highly-publicized stated aims. It has destroyed and crushed just about everything else in Gaza, especially thousands of…

BELFAST “I’M NOT SURE Jeffrey could actually afford her. He certainly couldn’t afford the media circus she would bring with her.” A FIRM SUPPORTER of embattled former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson insists that international superstar celebrity lawyer Amal Clooney will not be appearing for the Unionist Knight of the Realm on his court date in…

BY OUR GOVERNMENT HYPOCRISY STAFF CLAIMS THAT THE size of Anthony Albanese’s and Chris Bowen’s heads made it impossible for them to ride safely in the same luxury jet have been denied by an Australian Government spokesman. “Cabinet heads are measured before every flight, I can assure you,” said the spokesman. “We don’t take chances.…

BELFAST “THERE IS A PROBLEM with weight among the volunteers, it would appear, and there is no point in denying it.” “Neil O’P“, a pseudonym used by a senior New IRA figure, is printed at the bottom of this short admission released to the Kookaburra Bugle on Easter Monday. For quite some time now, experts…

CANBERRA IT MIGHT HAVE looked like a masterclass in rank hypocrisy, a terrific waste of tax-paper money and two fingers to any notion of a carbon footprint, but Australian Government sources have assured the public that the use of two private jets, by PM Albanese and Minister Chris Bowen – that’s one each – to…