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GROWTH IN DEMAND FOR ASSISTED SUICIDE SEES HUGE JUMP IN TECH START-UPS PROMISING DEATH WITH DIGNITY AND ROBOT PIZZA
BELGRADE, THURSDAY “ASSISTED SUICIDE IS NOW the third largest source of tech start-ups across the Western World.” Adam Evequibit, a tech entrepreneur and sometime lifestyle guru, whose last eighteen start-ups all attained multi-billion dollar valuations before entering Chapter 11, insists death is the new lifeline for tech start-ups. “The spectacular failure of so many recent…
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WAS MARGARET THATCHER PLANNING HER OWN COUP IN BRITAIN?
BELGRADE, THURSDAY RECENT REVELATIONS THAT in 2003 former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher urged mercenary Simon Mann to get on with his plot to stage a coup in Equatorial Guinea, have caused observers to speculate that the so-called Iron Lady may well have been planning a similar path to return herself to power in the…
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SOUTH AFRICA HITS BACK AT ISRAEL AND CLAIMS IT IS AN EQUAL SOCIETY AS FAR AS MURDER IS CONCERNED
BY NELSON DE BOER ROBERTS HOMICIDE IS AVAILABLE to all South Africans on a thoroughly equal basis, according to a new study. Following recent gibes by senior Israelis about the death rates of white farmers there, a survey by One Bullet One Settler, a left-wing think tank based in Johannesburg, claims that murder in South…
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ISRAEL PLANS TO WIN GENOCIDE COURT CASE BY OUTLASTING “BASKET CASE” SOUTH AFRICA
FROM OUR AFRICA DESK “LET’S FACE IT, South Africa is a proper basket case and this court action is the return of a favor to the Palestinians by the African National Congress for support during apartheid. There’s a good chance that ANC-led South Africa will not be around to see the outcome. If Israel isn’t,…
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THOUSANDS OF POOR BRITS PRETENDING TO BE ASYLUM SEEKERS SO THEY CAN BE DEPORTED TO RWANDA FOR BETTER LIFE
BELGRADE, THURSDAY LIFE FOR SOME British people has become so intolerable that they are pretending to be asylum seekers so that the Sunak Government will deport them to Rwanda, says a migration lawyer based in London. “They think they might be able to have a better life in central Africa,” says Toby Rnotobe, himself the…
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MANDATORY IRISH IN ALL SCHOOLS ON CARDS IF LONDON AND DUBLIN RULE NORTHERN IRELAND TOGETHER, SAYS EXPERT
FROM GREAT BLASKET “UNIONISTS WILL HAVE to study Peig, and go to Irish college in the summer, and they won’t be allowed into university if they don’t pass Irish at A Level.” The horror inherent in these words, spoken in a trembling voice by Ochon Mo Thoin of the Blasted Blasket Fund, a charity for…
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IF WE GIVE YOU BACK ALL THE MONEY YOU GAVE US, WILL YOU STOP BOMBING OUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN? HAMAS ASKS ISRAEL
GAZA AFTER ENDURING OVER one hundred days of Israel’s onslaught on the Gaza Strip, news is emerging of a peace offer from Hamas. “They say they will return all the money they received from Israel over the years – when they were the preferred Palestinian faction – plus interest, all adjusted for inflation, if the…
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DENMARK’S BECOMES LATEST EUROPEAN FLAG TO ERASE ABORIGINES IN TASMANIA
FROM OUR INDIGENOUS CULTURE DESK JUST WHEN THEY thought things were looking up, after over two hundred years of European colonial oppression and genocide, the cause of Aborigines in Tasmania has seen its flag, the very symbol of its re-emergence, pulled down from the Tasmanian Parliament in favor of that belonging to Denmark. And all…
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NORTH KOREA NOW USING AUSSIE ABC MODEL TO BRAINWASH ITS TELEVISION JOURNOS
BY HUXLEY ORWELL IN MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA’S NATIONAL BROADCASTER, the ABC, is being used as a model by North Korea to train its own journalists in how to be robotic slavish ideologues while maintaining an air of arrogant, self-righteous certainty while they talk to *the autocratic state’s imprisoned millions. Kim Jong Un, the chubby North Korean…
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BRITISH SPIES LOOKING FOR PICTURES OF BBC STAR JOHN SIMPSON WITH M&S SHOPPING BAGS AS FORMER LOVER OUTED AS COMMUNIST AGENT
BELGRADE, THURSDAY HE STANDS OVER six feet tall, has two passports, is the ultimate dashing foreign correspondent and was almost honey-trapped by the Czech Secret Service in 1983. His name is Simpson, John Simpson, the BBC man with a voice so smooth it could pass for triple distilled whiskey. And now he confesses that he…
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