FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE EDITORS LOOK BACK 10,000 YEARS. Who can you name? What towns still survive? Cities? Countries? Peoples? Tribes? Now look forward the same distance. Who will remember you? Maybe you and your times and your beliefs and your achievements are not so important. If at all.

FROM OUR CALIFORNIA DREAMING CORRESPONDENT “IT MIGHT EVEN improve the place. It could hardly make it much worse. At least we could start all over again with a clean sheet. That would be an improvement.” Veteran San Francisco resident Sally, aged 103, smiles slightly as she contemplates a nuclear strike on the city she has…

BY CRIME REPORTER WILLIAM KIDD IN MADRID THE VERY LIGHT suspended sentence given to convicted Irish criminal John Gilligan in Spain has started tongues wagging that he may have become a grass. Gilligan, who served 17 years for drugs offences in Ireland, and was acquitted of involvement in the killing of Dublin journalist Veronica Guerin,…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY BREXIT ADVOCATES, who insist that they are now free to propel Britain into a new Elizabethan era, a fresh epoch of glorious achievement which will see provincial Britain rise from its own ashes to take its place among the powerhouses of the world once again, are either ignorant of their own history, criminals,…

WIRE REPORTERS HUMAN RIGHTS activists in Dubai have staged a protest against the presence of the Commissioner of the Irish police force, An Garda Siochana, in the Gulf Emirate. Drew Harris is there in hot pursuit of the Kinahan Organised Crime Gang, Ireland’s premier drug cartel. “An Garda Siochana has violated human rights many times…

BY MASHIE NIBLICK IN CANBERRA AUSTRALIAN DEFENCE MINISTER Richard Marles’ golf clubs are the country’s most devastating secret weapons, according to an expert consultant who receives $26 million a year in fees from the Federal Government. “The five iron is absolute state of the art technology,” insists Cooper Waterprice III, an adviser on sports equipment…

FROM NOOKY FORAGER IN MAGALUF IN AN EFFORT to raise the quality of the British tourists that come to the European Continent for summer holidays every year, the European Union is considering having Brit travelers to their lands pass a culture test before being granted access under a new visa scheme. “We are sick and…

FROM OUR FREEDOM EDITOR “WHEN YOU BOIL it all down, it’s just another societal taboo. ‘Thou shalt not kill’. What does it even mean? Not kill what? We’re always killing things. That prohibition is just some out of date Judeo-Christian platitude, like God. And who believes in Him now? Think of all the resources that…

FROM QUEENSLAND AUSTRALIAN NEO-NAZIS, long considered the embarrassing relative of Commonwealth politics, have said that, despite reservations and their natural hatred of all things non-white and left-wing, they would be willing to support the proposed Voice to Parliament if – and only if – they were granted the very same privilege. “If the black fellas…

FROM SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA SICK OF RULE by the same family for 55 years, the Gabonese Army has decided that enough is enough and dethroned newly elected President Ali Bongo. “No more Bongo land,” said a coup spokesman. As another former French colony throws out its ruler, Paris is worried that its old territories might…