BERLIN “WHILE BELFAST CITY Hall and the German Parliament have much in common, physically, the latter’s period as a focus for intolerant extremism only lasted a few years before it was destroyed by victims seeking vengeance at the end of WW2, while the former’s place at the centre of a viciously bigoted, oppressive discriminatory system…

MARKET NEWS A KEY ECONOMIC indicator suggests that the American economy might be in for a rough few months. The market for Hunter Biden stories – the Hunter B Index – has all but collapsed, leaving investors desperately selling Hunter futures and broader markets anticipating further declines, all as the US Government is in shut…

SAN FRANCISCO FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS of its various Fentanyl support programs, activists in California are now demanding that the state ban sun screen as racist. The ballot proposition, which is being prepared to coincide with the next state election for governor, would prohibit the sale and use of sun screens across the state on pain…

VANCOUVER A NEW REPORT from a MAGA think tank suggests that the current state of California could be a result of its large Canadian population. Justin Case, a report from the Ultimate Fighting Concern, says that Canadian infiltration of California brought Canadian values to the state after the 1960s. “Imagine hundreds of thousands of Justin…

ATHENS AS GRETA THUNBERG is once again released by Israel, despite protests in Sweden and elsewhere, a spokesman for the Netanyahu regime in Jerusalem has strongly denied that its forces were responsible for the cutting of her fringe. “That was not us,” said the spokesman. “We have done some terrible things, I’ll grant you, but…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY A GROWING NUMBER of people around the western world are calling for a public apology to other species of human with which Homo Sapiens might have interbred without gaining the other party’s fully-informed consent. “We’re obviously talking Neanderthals here, as the DNA evidence is pretty much settled,” says Ursula Skreech of the pressure…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY RECENT FIGURES FROM the European Union reveal a disturbing trend as regards tourist numbers coming across the Atlantic from the United States: the Yanks are not coming, at least not in the numbers they used to, and the reason seems to be the threat of being refused re-entry to America upon their return.…

LONDON A NEW PAPER, written by a mystic think tank, says that all the augurs indicate that Britain will achieve greatness again, and that it will do so at a precise time, on a singular date: June 6, 2030 at 3.30 pm. “The omens are very accurate on this one,” says Alfred Pendragon, of the…

BY CHARLES LOUIS PHILIPPE HENRI, IN PARIS AN ANONYMOUS ENGLISH civil servant has revealed what many have always believed: the French run everything. In a private email, the Mandarin said that no matter who seems to be in charge, the French always appear to be pulling the strings. “They have a superiority that just cannot…

FROM ARCHIE GULAG IN WASHINGTON “YOU HEAR IT now in bars, in quiet whispers, occasionally followed by a smile and a clenched fist, and maybe even the humming of The Internationale. Even on Wall Street. It’s not so much sentimentality as a desire for return to old certainties.” The words of Dr Henrietta Kiss, one-time…