FROM W.A. SADGYT, BY EMAIL FROM LONDON AND NEW YORK TENS OF THOUSANDS of men are claiming links to dead pedophile and friend of the rich and famous Jeffrey’s Epstein’s Department of Justice files, just so their friends and neighbors will think they are wealthy and privileged. What used to be a feature of warfare…

PARIS THE DEMAND FOR the same type of white underwear worn by controversial British politician Lord Mandelson, in a photograph released with the Epstein files, has led to supercharged sales of the garments around the globe. “O yes, what we call the ‘Mandelson Hang’, has driven fans – male and female and whatever else –…

MANHATTAN IT’S SAID TO be called the All-Gotham Extraordinary Commission, it will police the Big Apple in secret, and its job will be to seek out what are being labelled “counter-revolutionaries” who threaten Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s collective, formerly known as New York City. “Thousands have already indicated that they are willing to serve by answering…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY THE EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON, of people taking sides in conflicts thousands of kilometers from their own lands, is a direct result of the internet age, according to a leading researcher. “People who hardly raise an eyebrow at things that occur outside their own front doors, are increasingly totally committed to causes about which they…

MINNESOTA LIBERALS ACROSS THE United States have been posting their fury on the internet, at the news that an Ice storm gripping the country has killed 21 people. “The winter conditions which have caused such havoc here, appear to have been mistaken for a mass shooting by Immigration And Customs Enforcement,” said a Federal spokesman.…

WASHINGTON, DC TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, which sees its victims rise to stratospheric levels of negative hyperbole when talking about Donald Trump, is at such levels after his speech to the World Economic Forum at Davos, that it has been declared a pandemic. “At first we thought we had it contained in seriously Democratic and woke…

KABUL AN OUTBREAK OF foot spurs among European troops in Afghanistan may have led to what President Donald Trump claimed was under performance in the struggle with the Taliban, in much the same way the condition affected American fighting ability in Vietnam. “Yes, it was a curious co-incidence that all our armies had an inexplicable…

LONDON THE UNITED KINGDOM has been forced to reject an invitation to join Donald Trump’s Board of Peace for Gaza because the country cannot afford the $1 billion membership fee, according to European bond traders. “We understand that an offer to pay in installments by credit card was shot down when the Americans did a…

DAVOS EXPERTS BELIEVE THAT static electricity which built up in the American President’s unique hair arrangement may have contributed to an electrical fault that delayed his flight to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. The President’s plane, Air Force One, was forced to turn back to Washington DC. He took another aircraft, and according…

NUREMBERG THE WORLD IS fast running out of fascists, according to a new report. “There just aren’t enough fascists for the growing demand,” says Benito Redshirt of the Vlad Dracul Institute, which monitors political intolerance across the globe. “The demand from left-wing organisations and woke partisans who want to yell ‘fascist’ at just about everyone…