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AS VIDEOS EMERGE OF HAMAS TRAINING FOR RECENT ATTACK IT APPEARS THAT THE BEST WAY TO DECEIVE MOSSAD IS TO SHOW THEM WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO
GAZA VIDEOS OF HAMAS fighters training with para-gliders have caused observers to ask Israeli intelligence what exactly they have to see in order to understand what their enemies are planning. “Too much reliance on technology, lack of real sources, it’s all there to see,” says intelligence specialist Ian Le Carre, who runs My Enemy’s Enemy,…
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CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT SAYS ISRAEL LET HAMAS ATTACK HAPPEN SO IT COULD WIPE PALESTINIAN POPULATION OUT IS CHALLENGED BY CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT SAYS HAMAS ATTACKED TO GET ISRAEL TO ATTACK SO IT COULD WIPE OUT JEWISH POPULATION
CYPRUS CAFES IN CAIRO are buzzing with theories that the Netanyahu Government in Israeli let Hamas carry out its weekend attack so that Israel could go into Gaza and wipe it out. Cafes in Beirut are buzzing with theories that Hamas attacked in the way it did – committing atrocities that cannot be forgiven –…
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ISRAEL ASKS FOR AMMO BACK FROM UKRAINE
KYIV “WE’VE USED IT ALL.” Ukraine’s answer to Israel’s request that it return ammunition sent to Kyiv at the request of the United States, is the verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug. “The Ukrainians will have used that ammunition up by now,” says Dole Smuggler of The Other Side a left-wing think tank based in…
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MI5 ASKS ULSTER LOYALISTS TO TAKE DOWN ISRAELI FLAGS IN BELFAST AS IT MAY ATTRACT THE ANGER OF HAMAS
FROM OUR REPORTERS IN BELFAST IT IS AN ODD feature of the conflict in the North of Ireland that Irish Nationalists fly Palestinian flags in their neighborhoods while Ulster Loyalists fly Israeli flags in theirs. Now the UK’s Security Service MI5 has asked that the Israeli flags come down for fear they will attract the…
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TERROR ACROSS ISRAEL AS BIDEN PLEDGES US WILL STAND BY ITS ALLY
TEL AVIV “WE STAND WITH Israel.” US President Joe Biden’s words sent shivers down the spines not of Palestinians but of Israelis. “When the Americans tell you they are with you, that’s the time to get really scared,” says Israeli journalist Iama Kamera . “It means the clock is ticking. Look how they’re losing interest…
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AMERICAN GUN LOBBY CALLS FOR ASSAULT RIFLE BAN TO BE LIFTED TO PROTECT AGAINST HAMAS ATTACK IN US
TOMBSTONE, ARIZONA “THE BEST PROTECTION against a determined shooter with an assault rifle is another determined shooter with an assault rifle. If those Israeli kids had had a few with them at that party, then they might still be alive today.” Bronson Eastwood of the pressure group Shoot First Ask Questions Later, says what happened…
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TOILET ROLL VOLATILITY INDEX AT HIGHEST FOR YEARS AS ISRAEL STRIFE ADDS TO WORLD FEARS
LONDON THE WORLD TOILET roll futures market has seen its volatility index spike in recent days as concern over the availability of the domestic staple rises amid the growing tensions in the Middle East. “Bog roll futures have been all over the place this last forty eight hours as rumors of supermarkets in Israel being…
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CARTOON VILLAINS AROUND THE GLOBE SINK INTO DEPRESSION AS THIRTY YEARS OF WORLD DOMINATION BY AMERICA APPEARS TO HAVE ENDED IN FAILURE
FROM OUR CORRESPONDENT BENEATH A VOLCANO SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC THE COMPLETE MESS of thirty years of world domination by the United States of America has sent the world’s super-villains reaching for the Xanax and Valium of late. “It’s the realization that taking over the world is a poison chalice that has caused the…
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ISRAEL HAS BECOME RICH, FAT AND CONCEITED, SAYS RETIRED GENERAL
FROM HAIFA “THERE WAS A TIME when we could beat every army they sent at us,” remarked former Israeli general Moshe Golan as he looked out to sea. “I landed here as a kid from Auschwitz in 1947. At night. In secret. I fought in 48, in 56, in 67, in 73. And we were…
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LEADING ACADEMIC ASKS WHETHER IT WAS SMART TO HOLD A DANCE PARTY RIGHT NEXT TO THE LARGEST PRISON CAMP IN THE WORLD?
GAZA “IF YOU DANCE on the graves of those you have buried alive, don’t be surprised if when they break free of their entombment they run amok among those they hold responsible.” Palestinian academic Edward Goliath, now 101, spoke these words from his bed in Gaza, where the sound of explosions dulled the telephone reception…
