CANBERRA

OLDER AUSTRALIANS, WHO have just seen their sacrifices to build wealth pissed on by the Federal Labor Government in the name of inter-generational fairness, are now demanding that the Government legislate for them to receive some of the decades of life that young Australians have left, which they do not.

“If we’re talking about inter-generational fairness, then we’d like some of the years these young people have left to live, which are denied to us,” said Les, who began his adult life in a bedsit, moved to a one-bed in the distant suburbs, up-scaled to a 3-bed house even further out, until he and his wife could afford a 4-bed, before they bought an investment property by skipping holidays and new clothes and the like.

“We raised two kids and put everything we could into investments for our retirement and now those bastards are just going to take it off us. Why? Because they see votes in it. Inter-generational fairness, my arse. It’s an old-style cash grab. You want to ease the housing crisis, then build more houses, you mongrels. Don’t just rob people who’ve worked their whole lives to get what they have, because it’s easy. And give me some of the decades these kids have left please, in the interests of generational fairness.”