WARSAW, TUESDAY IN WARSAW, THEY’RE calling it TACO Tuesday, as they absorb US President Donald Trump’s promise, yesterday, to defend Poland and the rest of NATO from Russia. “People are genuinely terrified,” admitted one local politician. “Not only does ‘Trump Always Chicken Out’ but, worse than that, he just loses interest or changes his mind…

HOLLYWOOD NEWS OF CHARLIE Sheen’s admission in a new tell-all autobiography, that he has had intimate relations with men as well as prostitutes, not only hints that the once fabulously wealthy star might be short of enough bucks to fuel his health and fitness lifestyle these days, but also indicates that his capacity for self-absorption…

MOGADISHU STAFF A DESPERATE PLEA has gone out from beleaguered Somalia, to residents of California, begging them not to come to the East African country seeking asylum. “Californians have already run into resistance from places like Zimbabwe, so this latest attempt to prevent them escaping the post-apocalyptic landscape of the west coast is going to…

TEARS FOR CHEERS EDITOR JOHN RAY JIMMY KIMMEL’S CRITICISM volley at Donald Trump’s reaction to the assassination of Charlie Kirk has drawn return fire from the Conservative Advocacy Group, Man Up, which says that “just because a man doesn’t burst out into tears at every disappointment and tragedy in his life doesn’t mean he doesn’t…

LOS ANGELES NEWS THAT TALKSHOW legend Jimmy Kimmel, whose jokes are known to make people laugh, has been cancelled for comments around the assassination of Charlie Kirk, has seen thousands of his fans scrambling to view what they believed would be a truly revealing moment, being informed that, not unlike his own monologue about the…

BELFAST RECENT REVELATIONS THAT Sinn Fein now owns multiple properties across Ireland and has a bank balance in the millions, has caused observers to wonder whether it is now a private equity fund rather than a political party. “The politics is frozen and the property portfolio and the money demonstrate a fine head for business.…

DUBLIN A PETITION BEGGING Israel to compete in the next Eurovision Song Contest is attracting tens of thousands of Irish signatures, who see it as a sure fire way of ensuring that they don’t have to watch the event. “If Israel competes, Ireland says it will boycott, and we will be saved from having to…

CONSPIRACY REPORTERS (WHO WISH TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS) ONLINE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS are tripping over themselves with various theories that the killing of Charlie Kirk involved a conspiracy that itself might be a conspiracy. Rabbit Hole, a conspiracy theory chat space, is alive with theories that Kirk’s assassin may have had assistance, while its competitor, Onion Peel,…

WASHINGTON, DC “WE KNOW WHO we’re looking for: these copycat shooters are usually white, middle-class young men who fit these categories: loser, loaner, nerd or dork. Sometimes all of them. Indeed, these guys eerily mirror many of their Islamist counterparts in their backgrounds and the way they secretly become radicalized. So if we had a…

UTAH IT IS ENTIRELY possible that Artificial Intelligence has already identified the killer of Charlie Kirk, says a leading criminologist. “With facial recognition, and all we have found, my guess is they know who they are looking for,” says Mickey Chandler, who helps law enforcement with profiling and evidence as part of his job. “The…